Midnight Meat Train - My Review

DaddyTank from from Ulan Bator, 16th November, 2009

Splattertacular. Plot goes mental at the end but stylish and uber gory.

Worst Film I've EVER seen

A Customer from Suffolk, 14th November, 2009

I dont know why we selected this film, it is without a doubt the most awful film I have EVER seen. I cant imagine who funded this it was dreadful. Terrible story terrible acting just awful. Dont bother. Its c88p.

Great Movie

pedals from from Huddersfield, 12th November, 2009

Such a shame that this film didn't get a proper release in theatres.... It's brilliant!!! Great horror film, even though the title puts you off a bit!! Lovely and gory, which is what you want in a horror :-)

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Is 21 your age or your IQ? This one's for you

Englishteacherguy from , 7th November, 2009

When I was in my twenties, I was fascinated by Clive Barker's books. When I was in my thirties, I threw them all away, because I was afraid that one of my children might read them. I like horror, but I don't like this film. It's dark, unpleasant, cruel and pointless. Clive Barker creates his own mythologies, and they have a certain quality that sets them apart from the B-movie disposability you see in some trashy horror. I think it's an age thing - When you're a kid, horror is about the morbid fascination of seeing how much unpleasantness you are tough enough to stomach. You get to a certain age and horror is about the quest to survive. One day you wake up and realise that there really are murderers out there, and it's more pleasant to think that they might be caught than to dwell on the fact that most of them aren't.

Supprisingly Good

DaveLawton from , 21st October, 2009

I quite enjoyed the film, bit strange but watchable

Blackest comedy

Whipster from from Shropshire, 19th October, 2009

Vinnie Jones is awesome in easily his best role to date - he doesn't say anything just has to 'act' mean and threatening! Perfect for him! Visually this is quite impressive, great colour tones in the subway train contrasting starkly with the vast amounts of deep red gore. Special effects are dodgy in places and the narrative obviously ridiculous but this is an enjoyable bloody romp. Overall I'd consider it a really really black comedy - theres some great laugh out loud over the top sequences. If you have a dark sense of humour you'll love this! 3.5 bloody stars.

9 out of 10

BEEE from from Warrington, 15th October, 2009

If you like Vinny Jones then this is for you.World class as a hard man killer,this will keep you the edge of your seat,my missus does'nt normally like stuff like this but even she kept looking and watching over the edge of her laptop and screaming lol.If you like gore and guts then this is good for you with some mint special effects,good for showing that your the man and leeting your missus hold you tight lol!!!!!

not my type of film

heathfran from , 11th October, 2009

this is not really my type of film any more, I grew out of watching these type of films when I was about 20.

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funkymonkey from , 5th October, 2009

Simply put, this is much better than the crap that comes out of Hollywood all the time. You know the usual rubbish. Usually involves lots of cliched young teens running around and spouting any old hideous garble off the script....Don't be put off by Vinny Jones being in it. It's a non speaking part! It's gory, its horrible, there is blood, there is even eyeballs popping out all over the place. If you like horror films then you'll like this... Its interesting to see Cooper in something where he is not a smart arse! It's not bad at all...

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A Customer from Worthing, 29th September, 2009

Gruesome, gory film that will keep you on the edge of your seat. It's put me off going on trains for life !