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The Hebrew Hammer (2003) Certificate 15

The Hebrew Hammer

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Rated 2.5 stars
Average rating
(53%)
 
Starring: Adam Goldberg | Judy Greer | Andy Dick | Mario Van Peebles | Peter Coyote | Nora Dunn | Sean Whalen | Tony Cox | Richard Riehle | Melvin Van Peebles | Rachel Dratch | Grant Rosenmeyer
Director: Jonathan Kesselman
Studio: LIONSGATE
Run time: 85 mins
Genres: Comedy
Languages: English
Released: February 18, 2008

The Hebrew Hammer stars Adam Goldberg in the title role of this holiday farce as a handsome Orthodox stud and man of action who is called upon to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus' evil son Damian (Dick) is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he murders the Christian patriarch and, stepping into the vacated role, launches a nefarious worldwide campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther (Greer), the gorgeous daughter of the chief of the Jewish Justice League to topple Damian and save Hanukkah for future generations.

Highest rated reviews

Rated 0.0 stars
Awful

A Customer from London, 25th December, 2009

I don't mind cheesy, I don't mind predictable and I don't mind silly. But this film was simply awful. The ONLY good thing about this film is that it is really short, it doesn't even make it to the quoted hour and 25 mins.

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Rated 1.0 stars
Ho no!

A Customer from NW London, 2nd September, 2008

I cannot begin to express how dreadful this film was. I suppose I should have known when I started to cringe with embarrassment ( I was alone at the time!) that it was time to switch it off. But I didn't and the film just got worse and worse. This was loathesome. A complete waste of time.

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Rated 3.0 stars
Usual!

hypo from , 27th March, 2008

Predictable, and a bit to cheesy for me, light hearted fun!!!!!

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