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Truly terrible
A Customer from Barnet,
26th July, 2008
This really is bad. A shame to see John Hurt prostituting himself on something quite so awful (I know he's done some dodgy stuff lately, but, John, is the taxman really chasing you so hard you had to go this downmarket?) Utterly preposterous plot, particularly the possibllity that two rather tasty looking birds would get the hots for that pasty faced shortarse yank Frodo considering what else must be on offer around Oxford. 'Bloody hell!' he exclaims at one point, which was probably the (unintentionally) funniest bit of the whole sorry saga. The psychotic Russian also lends some comic relief, again unintended. The contrived ending with the bus is risible, the sterotypical halfwit plods 'on the case' are just that, and Frodo's final encounter with his idol is plain daft. Avoid. And please, John - I hope Hellboy 2's a lot better than this dross.
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