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Severance (2006) Certificate 15

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Rated 3.0 stars
Average rating
(62%)
 
Starring: Danny Dyer | Laura Harris | Tim McInnerny
Director: Christopher Smith
Studio: PATHE DISTRIBUTION
Run time: 90 mins
Genres: Audio Descriptive | Comedy | Horror | Thriller
Languages: English, English Audio Description
Hearing-impaired: English
Released: January 08, 2007

Working nine to five is a real killer, but when you work for Palisade Defence, team-building holidays can be even worse. Seven colleagues find themselves faced with the chop when their corporate weekend is sabotaged by a deadly enemy. Forget office politics, only the smartest will survive this office outing.

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56 out of 72 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
The DeliverOffice

Mike Thomas from South Wales, 30th August, 2006

Splicing comedy and horror, 'Severance' is an amusing and sometimes painfully tense riff on 'Deliverance', populated by stereotypes from 'The Office' or 'The Smoking Room' - Danny Dyer's wideboy loafer, Tim McInnerney's anal boss with his irritating 'manager speak', Toby Stephens' slimy smoothy et al. The film starts slow - and is a little uneven at times - with our motley crew from weapons manufacturer Palisades being coached into the Hungarian wilds for a 'team building' holiday. Unfortunately, events conspire to lead them to the wrong lodge building in the woods... and it all goes downhill from there. Suffice to say, there's not a lot of team building to be had, as our protagonists are 'offed' in increasingly wild and gruesomely wacky ways (some of which will make you laugh out loud or cringe behind your fingers). Standout is one character's death by beheading, where his earlier musings on the ability for the human brain to survive being detached from the body for several minutes are proved, ridiculously and much to his pleasure, as correct. 'Severance' is low-budget stuff, to be frank, and there are occasions when the jokes fall flat, but the tension builds nicely as the lodge eventually becomes surrounded by the shadowy army figures who turn the Palisades' staff weapons against them. If you like survival horror, then this is lean, mean (knife in the anus, anyone?) and sometimes butt-clenchingly funny (check out the scene with the severed leg in the coach fridge...). It's also better than most of the so-called 'gorenography' releases ('Hostel', 'Slither' etc) of late - and it's British!

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28 out of 34 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 2.0 stars
The comedy parts were not needed

Mbub from Westbury, Wilts, 4th August, 2007

A film about a group of workers from a weapon making factory who go on a team building exericise, only to find there is someone after them. This film doesn't know whether is wants to be a comedy, or a horror, which for me makes this film a weird thing to watch. The horror parts were really well put together and I probably would have given the film a 4 star rating for this, but the stupid comedy was poor and not necessary, which is Y I have to offer up a mere 2 stars for the entire movie as a whole.

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23 out of 26 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
Great Horror Comedy

Charlie Platt from Liverpool, 1st March, 2007

The director of the underated creep is at it again.Severance is great fun,top notch brit cast.Also contains some in-jokes to other horror movies.Just the right length at 90 mins. Not as gory as others would have you believe,but you would'nt show it to your granny!.If you liked Shaun Of The Dead,you'll love this.Also try Dog Soldiers,Creep and the descent,home produced films far more enjoyable than anything hollywood can offer.

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20 out of 28 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
Horrible, nasty and hateful

zorilla from , 25th June, 2007

This is one of the most unpleasant, unbelievable, horrible nasty and hateful films I've ever seen. It's a film that hates women and foreigners And can someone please expalin to me why Danny Dyer is a star? He is by far the worst thing in this truly depressing mess of a film. This film is the exact opposite of life affirming

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Rated 3.0 stars
It tried too hard...

A Customer from OXON, 15th March, 2010

Personally, I think that horror films should be 'serious' and scary. If a horror film is done in a jovial way, it becomes un-interesting. This was an un-interesting horror film, therefore. One or two scary moments but it got very silly and there were far too many weapons lying around...!

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Rated 5.0 stars
the best

A Customer from england, 14th March, 2010

if you want a great movie that is both horror comedy action then this is the one to get i watched this movie and did not know what to expect but it is brillent a rare britsh film that is awesome well worth a woatch and to buy i can not say how great this film is

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Rated 2.0 stars
Saved By Danny Dyer

educatedmummy from from Portsmouth, England, 10th February, 2010

If it wasn't for the fact that this film contains Danny Dyer I would have switched it off in the first ten minutes. The 'humour' is not funny, there is a real lack of storyline, and the only thing that saved it is the fact you get to see Danny Dyers bum (even though its only for about 2 seconds!). Disappointing considering Danny Dyers other films.

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Rated 4.0 stars
Brit Gold

lintboyty from from Swansea, 20th January, 2010

I love this film! Some genuinely jumpy moments and some great laughs (mostly from Danny Dyer on drugs). A classic example of the British Comedy Horror.

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