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Celebrity (1998) Certificate 18

Celebrity

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Rated 2.5 stars
Average rating
(54%)
 
Starring: Kenneth Branagh | Judy Davis | Hank Azaria | Leonardo DiCaprio | Melanie Griffith | Famke Janssen | Michael Lerner | Winona Ryder | The 4-Skins | Charlize Theron | Andre Gregory | Joe Mantegna | Bebe Neuwirth | Gretchen Mol | Dylan Baker | Isaac Mizrahi
Director: Woody Allen
Studio: WALT DISNEY STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Run time: 109 mins
Genres: Comedy
Languages: English
Subtitles: English
Released: June 15, 2006

Woody Allen's star-studded CELEBRITY skewers America's fascination with fame and glamour. Kenneth Branagh stars as Lee Simon, a travel writer who also interviews celebrities when he's not working on his novel and screenplay--or at least talking about writing them. As he hangs out more and more with supermodels and actresses, living the so-called good life, he ends his 16-year marriage to Robin (the marvelous Judy Davis). The split nearly sends Robin off the deep end until she meets Joe Gardella (Joe Mantegna), a television producer who introduces her to a whole new world.
Allen shoots the film in black-and-white as if to take some of the gleam off the lives of these celebrities, many of whom are famous for just being famous. When Robin starts working for Joe, she is responsible for overseeing the talent--the kind of people who regularly appear on such shows as JERRY SPRINGER, looking for their moment in the spotlight. Even a television preacher has religious groupies who yearn for autographs. It is interesting to note that Allen wrote and directed CELEBRITY at a time when his own fame was reaching a crescendo because of his own personal problems, which became so much tabloid fodder; that is perhaps why he does not appear in the film, instead having Branagh speak the offbeat, cynical, funny lines that the Woodman himself usually delivers.

Rating of 3 stars out of 5
Radio Times

After having his own private life splashed all over the tabloids for the last few years, writer/director Woody Allen now uses his own cameras to probe the nature of celebrity. Kenneth Branagh steps up to play the Allen-esque “Ordinary Joe” who finds himself mixing with supermodels (Charlize Theron), spoiled stars (Leonardo DiCaprio) and oversexed actresses (Melanie Griffith), while his ex-wife (Judy Davis) tries to find her own identity as a TV presenter. While not vintage Allen, this black-and-white amusement has some choice moments — notably hooker Bebe Neuwirth teaching Davis how to improve her sexual skills — and some fun tongue-in-cheek performances (check out DiCaprio trying to tempt Branagh into group sex). Forgettable, and not as clever as it wants to be, perhaps, but witty on occasions nonetheless.

Rating of 1 stars out of 5
Halliwell's Film Guide

With the neurotic centre of energy being occupied by both Branagh and Davis, Allen's on-screen presence is much missed here, while on the other side of the camera he recycles his usual attitudes to relationships without much apparent enthusiasm but with t

Highest rated reviews

11 out of 13 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1.0 stars
Dire Woody Allen film

Philip Concannon from London, 16th May, 2004

Did you know that lots of celebrities are shallow and self-obsessed? And apparently people will do anything to be famous. These are just two of the startling revelations in Woody Allen's dismally unfunny 'Celebrity'.

'Deconstructing Harry' may have been spiteful and self-indulgent, but it had serious points to make about the artistic process and was imaginatively put together. 'Celebrity' just seems like a load of off-cuts and ideas from other Allen movies thrown together in the hope of forming a script. Unsuprisingly it never gels and Allen just blunders from one half-baked scene to another.

And then there's the Kenneth Branagh problem. He seems to think that appearing as the lead in a Woody Allen film means you have to play Woody Allen. He copies Allens mannerisms and speech rythms completely and becomes unbearable after five minutes. Why did Branagh do this? Why did Allen let him? And why didn't Allen just play the role himself?

Judy Davis and Leonardo Di Caprio emerge with reputations intact, both giving excellent performances. But too many jokes fall flat and Allen's toothless satire winds up being every bit as shallow and vacuous as the people he targets.

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5 out of 5 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1.0 stars
LOAD OF PISH

A Customer from London, 9th August, 2005

Biggest load of poo i've ever seen.

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3 out of 3 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1.0 stars
Not funny

chlo from Kent, 24th February, 2004

Not clever, barely watchable. Don't get me wrong I like Woody Allen films. And I like Kenneth Brannagh. I just don't like Kenneth Brannagh being Woody Allen in a film made up of cameo roles without any real synergy or unity. Perhaps it is a very clever comment on the nature of celebrity but I wouldn't urge you to waste 2 hours trying to find out what it is.

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2 out of 2 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 3.0 stars
NIce for an Evening

Ravinda from , 13th January, 2005

I didn't really know how this film would be like, I had images of 54 and to a degree I was not wrong! It grabs you from the 1st moment. mainly down the old-fashioned style credits like 'Its a Wonderful Life', but in short Celebrity is an interesting story which though not the best flows along quite well and keeps the attention. In short, bit quirky- the B&W effect adds character to the film too, liked it would prob reccommend to others.

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Most recent reviews

Rated 2.0 stars
Not great

A Customer from Northern Ireland, 13th June, 2009

I struggled to keep watching to the end. For die hard fans of Woody Allen only.

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Rated 3.0 stars
Enjoyed a lot

A Customer from London, 27th May, 2009

Good film, interesting take on the celebrity world.

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Rated 2.0 stars
Must have missed something.

Lucy Adlington from Durham, U.K, 6th February, 2008

I have to admit i have never seen a Woody Allen film so there might have been some integral component i was missing... However this film was dismal. There was not one likeable character and the storyline got so tedious i turned off after half an hour. I rented it straight after La Dolce Vita, but even if he is parody-ing some human condition or the 'shallowness' of the celebrity industry. The film was a total bore despite its wealth of talented actors, so much that not even a pure thesp like kenneth branagh could help the film from coming accross as some ameture black and white screen test that was supposed to preclude the real thing... Would not recommend.

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Rated 2.0 stars
Second-rate

Savage from from London, England, 25th December, 2006

Woody's take on 'La dolce vita' is a thoroughly embittered, almost vicious look at the empty world of celebrity and the parasites who hang around it. Shot very much in the style of 'Manhattan', but lacking that film's warmth and wit, it's an all-out attack on just about everything the writer-director hates (presumably why he tried to distance himself a little by not appearing himself). As such, it lacks good jokes and any sort of shape, and really interesting points (the way that Judy Davis' schoolteacher finds happiness in the end as a superficial television reporter) get lost in the mix. It's a chic film and an angry one, and the first and last twenty minutes are very good indeed; what comes in between, though, is both hellishly over-long and a hard slog.

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