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The Green Butchers (2003) Certificate 15

The Green Butchers
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Rated 3.5 stars
Average rating
(68%)
 
Starring: Line Kruse | Mads Mikkelsen | Nicolas Bro | Nikolaj Lie Kaas | Aksel Erhardtsen | Bodil Jorgensen | Lily Weiding
Director: Anders Thomas Jensen
Studio: IN2FILM
Run time: 96 mins
Genres: Comedy | Horror | World Cinema
Languages: Danish
Subtitles: English
Released: February 06, 2006

A bitingly clever script elevates this tale of two affable butchers whose tasty recipe for human flesh makes them the hit of their small Danish town. Ambitious Svend (Mads Mikkelsen) and apathetic Bjarne (Nikola lie Kaas) open a butcher shop in their small Danish town. As they are affable losers - Bjarne is a pothead, and Svend is an anxiety-ridden mess - they need a miracle to make it big, which comes in the form of a hapless electrician winding up dead in their meat freezer. Soon, the village is abuzz with excitement over the great new meat dish being served, and Svend has the success he's always dreamed of. Alas, with the demand comes the need to keep up the supply, and that means more visitors to the meat freezer. But while Svend perfects his marinade recipe, Bjarne weakens under the strain of the grisly matters at hand, especially when he falls in love with the undertaker's daughter (Line Kruse) and his mentally handicapped twin brother (also played by Kaas) suddenly wakens from a coma. Surprisingly, sweet-natured character development and positive messages abound in this dark cannibalistic comedy, with gore kept to a minimum. Dogme 95 co-founder Anders Thomas Jensen wrote and directed, so there's plenty of scathing social commentary, though he escapes the drab realism of that movement in favour of quirky, surreal touches.

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15 out of 16 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
A cut above the rest

Film Flaneur from London, 19th February, 2006

With Green Butchers (aka: De Grønne Slagtere) we are in the territory previously marked out by Sweeney Todd, Eating Raoul, Delicatessen and the like: art house cannibalism. The peculiar flavour of writer-director Anders Thomas Jensen's film is partly explained by this choice of subject, as well as his involvement in the Dogme film movement, having contributed scripts for Mifune (1999), The King is Alive (2000), as well as Open Hearts (2002). The Dogme movement has made a virtue of making films to a strictly naturalistic series of rules, the severity of which, whether entirely serious or not, was intended to 'force the truth out of characters and settings.' Green Butchers is not a Dogme film, but some of its characteristics owe themselves to an artistic manifesto which instructed its adherents to make films by all means available, even 'at the cost of good taste' if necessary. It's Jensen's second feature film after the well-received Flickering Lights (aka: Blinkende Lygter, 2000 - a film which also starred Mikkelsen and Kaas), another comedy-drama. Jensen's sly, dry humour is much in evidence here, too, as we follow the business of his two misfit butchers, 'Sweaty' Svend and pot smoking Bjarne into the path of making meals out of unwanted humans. As critics have observed, this is a film with two intertwined threads, with much overt, and grisly, dark comedy revolving around Sven, a man who 'has never been loved.' He's apparently unable to show anyone the inside of his freezer without adding them to the chilled cabinet for the customers next morning, prepared as his speciality dish 'Chicky Wicky'. Bjarne's story brings to the narrative more in the way of pathos and sweetness as, while struggling with the predations of his increasingly erratic partner in butchery, he also has to come to terms with the sudden revival of his brain damaged twin brother, as well as burgeoning relationship with the slightly naïve Astrid. Playing both Bjarne and twin Eigil, Nikolaj Lie Kaas is remarkable in giving entirely separate performances throughout, so much so that I was going to make him a name to watch, but a quick look at his filmography reveals that he has already made 28 (including one related to his portrayal here, the notorious Dogme film Idiots of 1998) of which no fewer than 20 will have appeared in the last five years! The Walkenesque Mikkelsen, who is perhaps most familiar to British and American viewers as Tristan in the recent version of King Arthur, is also memorable, offering up Svend's characteristic, sweaty, culpability whilst sporting an unnaturally high, damp forehead (an on-screen effect gained, we learn, by a watering unit ingeniously devised by the special effects department). In the interviews which accompany the film on disc, Jensen mentions how keen he was to 'make something better than farce' out of his subject matter and, if it has a fault, it is that his film occasional teeters too far in the opposite direction, refusing some obvious opportunities to show the comedy of panic or grim humour. Instead, Dogme's metier means that Green Butchers unfolds slowly, with more natural pauses and silences, and an unforced lunacy all of its own. Such deadpan absurdity frequently pays dividends (one especially relishes Svend's quiet words to the newly returned Eigel, soft toy under his arm, that he should 'point the giraffe somewhere else, so that we can talk calmly again') although there have been complaints from some that a sharper edge to the bloody proceedings, other than those demonstrated by Bjarne and Svend's knives, would have been welcome. To be sure, some cannibalistic movies, such as Romero's Dawn Of The Dead bring an apt comment on consumerism. Instead Jensen's film relates slaughter back to interior matters such as Svend's compulsive, murderous need to be loved and successful - a result he eventually achieves through his marinade - or even by placing the act of butchery in a entirely different context outside of society altogether. For instance the comment by Holger, famous for his deer sausages, that 'It's mythological to kill an animal and then mock it by sticking it in its own intestine.' Outraged by the role that nature played in provoking the death of his parents, Bjarne sees his work as specifically an act of revenge on animals, not people, a logic that places him apart from such characters as Sweeney Todd. While the eager consumers of Chicky Wickys queue up outside the shop eager for their next portion, obvious satire is played down. In interview, the cast and writer see the film's focus elsewhere, on 'coming to terms with one's fate,' or learning to live at peace with oneself. Of course interior states are always subjective rather than objective. And if the Dogme creed values strict naturalism, then Green Butchers is a film which, although related to the movement by eschewing overt dramatics, it never the less inhabits a separate, almost fantasy world of its own - another point acknowledged on the DVD's accompanying interviews. It's a place not unaopposed to the fertile and dark imaginations of Caro and Jeunet (whose successful Delicatessen it has sometimes been compared) if without their Gallic flamboyance, and whose odd elements gradually fit into a weird whole. Indeed the last scene of the film makes the point succinctly, drawing together the principal characters in a moment that is both playful, absurd and unifying at the same time. Given the unique nature of Green Butchers (how often does one see a Danish cannibalism movie?) as well as uniformly excellent performances, it can be recommended.

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14 out of 15 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
very poor

A Customer from Brighton, 14th September, 2008

don't bother - really un-funny - f*****g boring, did'nt even finish it.

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5 out of 5 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
extraordinary

A Customer from Darlington England, 17th March, 2007

You might think it difficult to turn a film about cannibal butchers into anything except a black comic bloodfest, but this extraordinary film manages to introduce romance, pathos, realism and a weird kind of understanding into the mix. The gore is wonderfully understated and the slow descent of the two leads into madness (and even the closing suggestion of their final redemption) is both credible and touching. A remarkable feat of movie making, quite different from, say, Delicatessen - with which it is compared, but only superficially resembles. The cast is uniformly excellent, the subtitles literate and easy to read, and the story - though slow-paced - unfolds with marvellous inevitability. Thoroughly recommended, and can be enjoyed on many levels at the same time.

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3 out of 3 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
Wickedly Funny

JP0007 from , 19th April, 2009

Sharp sharp script, well directed, understated humour, and lots of charm. Fantastic performances from Kaas and Mikkelsen who play the two lead roles of Svend and Bjarne in this thoroughly bizarre yet totally intriguing story. Their earnest portrayals of their characters provide realism and unexpected empathy towards such complex and twisted characters with so much depth. The supporting actors also provide the great balance that I found with the film. The deadpan dialogue and consistent understatement provide you with a really good chuckle. Recommended

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Rated 5.0 stars
A stunning European title

A Customer from Penzance, 2nd February, 2010

The Green Butchers doesn't give in to Hollywood's idea of a film. It's pace is slow, it's dialog can be sparce, it's actors aren't super attractive plastice people and it's colours are muted. But for all that it is a stunning, entertaining and very enjoyable watch. It's a film that will leave you smiling but shouldn't. A blend of beautiful cinematography and subtle black humour that slowly works it's magic on you until you really will end up 'rooting for the bad guys'.

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Rated 5.0 stars
The Green Butchers

Deduson from , 30th January, 2010

An amazingly great black comedy from Denmark. The plot so simple yet so subtle and horrific. If you take the film seriously than you won't enjoy it. It is a story with a distinctive plot. The leading actors were fantastic, especially Nikolaj Lie Kaas (who played two parts (Bjarne and his retarded twin brother Eigle) and Mads Mikkelsen who played his faithful friend Svende. As their trade expands and is very successful so are the mysterious doings that surround the butcher shop.

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Rated 5.0 stars
Brilliant!

Serafina from , 18th January, 2010

I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I watched this film. I'd read some of the on-line reviews though and decided to give it a go to make up my own mind - and I'm so glad that I did! I won't give anything away by saying what goes on in the film, but it is fantastic. There are frequent moments of very funny black comedy (I wouldn't really call it a horror film) and excellent interaction between the characters, especially the redevelopment of a relationship between Bjarn and his brother, after you learn the reasons why it broke down in the first place. It's not a gory film, although there's the odd moment of 'eugh!' here and there, but there's more laughs than gross-outs. This is probably the best hour and a half I've spent in a long while. Should you watch this film? Yes. Do I recommend it? HELL YES!

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Rated 4.0 stars
I really enjoyed this!

A Customer from Bootle, 30th December, 2009

Dark, bitingly funny and well worth a watch! Best line: Smell that? I smoke 20 joints a day! I couldn't smell if my hair was on fire!!

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