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Alone In The Dark (2005) Certificate 15

Alone In The Dark
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Rated 2.0 stars
Average rating
(42%)
 
Starring: Christian Slater | Tara Reid | Stephen Dorff | Frank C. Turner | Mathew Walker
Director: Uwe Boll
Studio: MOMENTUM PICTURES
Run time: 95 mins
Genres: Horror
Languages: English
Released: October 24, 2005

Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels a mysterious events with deadly results.

Rating of 2 stars out of 5
Radio Times

Donald Pleasence is the head of a New Jersey lunatic asylum keeping its really dangerous criminal inmates — among them Jack Palance and Martin Landau — under electronic surveillance. When a power failure occurs, the violent psychos break out and head to the home of the asylum doctor. This is a repetitive mishmash of stalk-and-slash themes and jump cuts. Aside from a promising opening dream sequence, a fleeting apparition (created by gore veteran Tom Savini) and an interesting “who's really crazy?” denouement set at a punk rock concert, the debut horror feature from director Jack Sholder (The Hidden) is a below-par maniacs-on-the-loose saga that revels in its own shock excesses. And, by the way, no one in the entire movie is ever alone in the dark.

Highest rated reviews

63 out of 69 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1 stars
Move along, nothing to see here...

Ollie from London, England, 25th July, 2005

..this is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. Director Uwe Boll has made another film based on a series of computer games from the mid 90's. Christian Slater plays a paranormal detective, with Tara Reid playing his ex-flame. The film has something to do with orphans, and Demons from an ancient culture taking over the world. That's where my understanding of the movie ends. As the 'story' 'progresses' (2 words missing from Boll's dictionary), you start believing you were either abducted by aliens or you fell asleep for 10 minutes, as you begin to wonder what is going on, on the screen. It actually does feel like 10 minutes were taken out here and there. The special effects were awful, and looked like they were produced by someone submitting a piece of work for school...perhaps that just add's to the cheesyness factor. Either way, the movie was absolutely dire, you will walk away from the movie wondering what the hell it was you just saw, and start questioning how Boll is getting funding for his next movies. Avoid Uwe Boll and any movie he has made, like the plague. Lets just hope he doesn't balls up Bloodrayne or Far Cry. Don't bother watching this movie unless you were a fan of the game, and if you were, you'll still end up being dissapointed.

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31 out of 39 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 2 stars
Not bad but not great

sakuraba1982 from , 7th August, 2007

An average horror flick, may be worth 3 stars if you are a big fan of the game .

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22 out of 24 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1 stars
Who gives this guy money to make movies???

A Customer from falmouth, 28th July, 2005

Watched this movie not realising who directed it and oh my god do i regret it. Its awful to say the least. This was made by the same bloke who made house of the dead and that was a complete waste of a dvd also. Just dont even consider renting this

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16 out of 17 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1 stars
Dismal

pmbcja from Wiltshire, 28th October, 2005

What can I say? A dismal, poorly edited, badly acted movie. s there a medical condition that describes excessive use of bullet time? Or a psychological disfunction that results in poor choice of film music? Or an adjective that sums up a script so dire that Ed Wood would reject it?

If you paid money to go out and see this movie, you must have been "Alone In The Cinema"...

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Most recent reviews

Rated 1 stars
Big budget, some well know names and completely destroyed by the director.

MrGee from , 21st September, 2009

Big budget, some well know names and completely destroyed by the director. For the first 15 minuets I thought I was watching a low budget TV movie. The way it was shot is appalling. Over use of slow motion effect and static camera filming. On the plus side it had some classic lines. “It looks like a dead-end, lets check it out”

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Rated 0 stars
Alone in the Dark

standardman from , 18th August, 2009

Between the hilariously long exposition prologue text being followed by an additional exposition scene, Tara Reid as an archeologist (she's wearing glasses so she's smart), the crazy kung-fu bald zombie guy being shot in bullet-time and shrugging it off and the general aimlessness of the script, it's well worth a watch for how bad it is. Dr. Uwe Boll has his own unique brand of terrible.

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Rated 1 stars
Not worth it

A Customer from London, 18th August, 2009

The background story to the film is explained in length before it starts. Being naive, I thought that was a good sign that the film would jump straight into the action. The action never came. My flatmates said from the start that a film that has to explain so much before starting can not be much use, and they were right. I am a fan of games but have never played Alone in the Dark so went into this with an open mind, expecting a good film. I was wrong. Not sure if it's different if you know the game, but for me the film just didn't seem to go anywhere at all. My technically able flatmates pointed out that the editing in the film appeared rushed, as though working to a tight deadline. The music to the film was completely random, as though they'd just picked up whatever CD had the cheapest royalties and slotted the tracks randomly over the action.

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1 out of 1 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 2 stars
Alone in the dark

Zanti from , 2nd July, 2009

I found this film terribly boring. Not much story to it. So bored I turned it off before the end!

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