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All The Real Girls
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Rated 2.5 stars
Average rating
(52%)
 
Starring: Patricia Clarkson | Zooey Deschanel | Paul Schneider
Director: David Gordon Green
Studio: SONY PICTURES HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Run time: 90 mins
Genres: Drama | Romance
Languages: English
Subtitles: French, Portuguese, Spanish
Released: February 16, 2004

David Gordon Green directs ALL THE REAL GIRLS, an achingly sincere drama that captures the complexities of first love--and loss--with breathtaking honesty. Paul (Paul Schneider), a small town charmer, has spent his life living it up with his buddies Tip (Shea Whigham), Bo (Maurice Compte), and Bust-Ass (a scene-stealing Danny McBride), in addition to sleeping with every girl in town. But when Tip's virginal younger sister, Noel (Zooey Deschanel), returns from boarding school, Paul's priorities change completely. Discovering love for the first time, Paul spurns his lecherous past and declares himself a new man. No more booze, no more two-timing. But just when he thinks he's found redemption, something happens that shatters him to his core.
Like his celebrated debut, GEORGE WASHINGTON, Green's second film unfolds like a nostalgic dream. Haunting, tender, and beautifully photographed by Tim Orr, ALL THE REAL GIRLS is destined to become a classic in the romantic genre. Its success is due in large part to leads Schneider and Deschanel, who deliver performances that are chilling in their nakedness.

Rating of 3 stars out of 5
Radio Times

A thoughtful, well acted movie carried along by emotions rather than plot (in other words, nothing much happens), this small-town study of love and friendship has the potential to either beguile or bore audiences. Writer/director David Gordon Green (whose first film was the accomplished drama George Washington) certainly captures the awkwardness and insecurity of a fledgeling romance, gaining naturalistic honesty from local stud Paul Schneider and his friend's virginal young sister, Zooey Deschanel. Green is adept at writing dialogue that seems to spring from their hearts, but there's a significant twist in their relationship that feels out of character and contrived mainly for emotional upheaval. The film certainly has mood, courtesy of some lyrical North Carolina landscape photography and an evocative soundtrack, yet the impression lingers of a movie that thinks a little too highly of itself.

Rating of 2 stars out of 5
Halliwell's Film Guide

Truthful drama of young love and its vulnerability, its hopes, fears and disappointments.

Highest rated reviews

25 out of 27 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 5.0 stars
all the real relationships

A Customer from Wales, 20th March, 2004

This is a film for anyone who's ever been in love. Really in love, in real life. It's not romamtic, it's not soppy, it's the real deal, how it actually is. There is a boy-girl relationship as the central theme, but there are 'cameo-relationships' as well; mother-son, widowed father-daughter, guy best friends, and they are all wonderfully fresh, moving and realistic. This film made me realise how extraordinary ordinary people are. It's great!

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18 out of 24 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1.0 stars
Dire, interminable, contrived, embarrassing

Rose H from Cambridge, England, 29th April, 2005

In spite of the director's pretentious comments, this movie does indeed fall neatly into a category: it is one of those movies you feel compelled to warn people against. The story is frankly dull: a sleazy guy (ugly to boot) in a mill town thinks he's been redeemed by falling in love with his best friend's kid sister (there's a third sibling, a token Downs Syndromer - didn't I see this already in There's Something About Mary?). Anyway, naturally she cheats on him. They yell and cry a lot. He does some spittin'. The dialogue is horribly inane and for some reason delivered at half speed, perhaps in lieu of decent Southern accents; there seems to be no reason for us to care about any of the characters. If there was any realism to the performances it was in their horrible stagey phoniness, but I don't think that was intentional. The whole movie just made me feel embarrassed for the actors, who resembled drama workshop hacks struggling with the burden of having to improvise all these highly emotional scenes without ever knowing what there was to be so upset about. I pretty much hated every second of this film. I wish there was an option to give it no stars. I think this might be the worst movie I have ever seen. It was like being locked in a room with some spindly angst-ridden art-school student who likes the sound of his own voice too much.

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12 out of 14 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
Old, and honest

Santa from Herts, 12th July, 2004

There's a touch of magic realism about this film- the characters, events and locations seem to exist in a world of their own, reserved for fantasy.

Our lovers play out the oldest story in the world- boy meets girl- but with such charisma, honesty, and affection, it's hard not to fall in love with them yourself. Their small talk is absurdly cutesey ('Last night I dreamt you grew a garden on a trampoline; and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter') but it brings a smile to your face. Well, mine at least.

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7 out of 8 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
Achingly beautiful

Kate Gardner from Reading, England, 17th May, 2004

This film may seem odd and slow going to start but give it a chance. It is beautifully shot and acted so that it might almost be a college project following a real life romance. You cannot fail to be moved by this film. By the end I was ready to watch it again, if only for the stunning cameratography.

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Most recent reviews

Rated 1.0 stars
Like a student film

Zamy from , 16th November, 2009

If one person’s meat is another’s poison then I am firmly in the latter category when it comes to this particular piece of cinema. The acting and direction reminded me of student films from my own student days. Some of the scenes were just embarrassing to watch and the banality of the dialogue often left the actors at a loss with their emotional stuff. As for the visuals there seemed no good reason why they were chosen other than I could hear the director saying ‘lets use this’. Why have two actors standing in the middle of the middle lane of a bowling alley, for example, and have one of them do a sort of dance shuffle? You will all have to make up your own minds, but for me this was a very poor piece of cinema.

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Rated 2.0 stars
Dull

A Customer from England, 16th April, 2009

Being a fan of independent films and the actresses Zooey Deschanel and Patricia Clarkson, i naturally had high hopes for this. While the acting is excellent, the film itself is dull and boring and makes two hours seem more like four.

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Rated 1.0 stars
Dull

AndyC13 from from Surrey, England, 20th January, 2009

Think back to writing stories in school, one of the vital points is to include an 'exciting incident'. Granted, ignoring conventions is what can make films brilliant. However with All The Real Girls, the narrative is completly devoid of any excitement. Even confrontation is just boring and its hard to maintain a real interest. I managed to sit through the entire film, but always waiting for the next scene, waiting for the pace to pick up. The director has clearly had subtlely and emotion in mind. Simply put its small towns with small people. Small people can be interesting, but aren't here. Go for Garden State instead

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Rated 0.0 stars
Nope!

A Customer from Southampton, 17th January, 2009

Nothing real here apart from having to rewind if you are interested to see what you might have missed when it put you to sleep. Save to effort and turn in early.

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