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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (1989) Certificate 18

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover
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Rated 3.0 stars
Average rating
(61%)
 
Starring: Michael Gambon | Helen Mirren | Richard Bohringer | Alan Howard | Roger Lloyd-Pack
Director: Peter Greenaway
Studio: UNIVERSAL PICTURES UK
Run time: 119 mins
Genres: Comedy | Drama
Languages: English
Released: November 10, 2003

Master director Greenaway (THE PILLOW BOOK) outdoes himself with this grisly fairy tale. The thief, Albert Spica, (Gambon) is a gangster, repugnant and boorish, who holds court at the same table in his opulent restaurant every night surrounded by his lackeys (Tim Roth and the late Ian Dury included). When his cultured and repressed wife Georgina (Mirren) becomes magnetically attracted to a solitary diner in the restaurant, the two begin a secret affair under the nose of her dangerous husband. With the help of the restaurant's chef, the time the lovers share is kept secret from the vicious Albert...for a while. Despite the breathtaking production design and artful camera work, this violent, disturbing and very darkly comic work is not for everyone. Those with the stomach for it, however, will reap generous rewards.

Rating of 4 stars out of 5
Radio Times

Avant-garde director Peter Greenaway's most accessible film to date is a truly elegant, shocking and transfixing experience. A Jacobean drama in contemporary clothing, this savage indictment of greed, power and control in today's wannabe society finds Helen Mirren memorably strutting her stuff in another risky, and risqué, performance, while manic Michael Gambon portrays evil personified. Memorably scored by Michael Nyman, Greenaway's stunning “designer dream” is sick, sexy and rude in about equal provocative proportions and totally unforgettable.

Rating of 2 stars out of 5
Halliwell's Film Guide

Elegant, stylized, painterly and extremely brutal variation on a Jacobean revenge tragedy, though some have seen it as a political satire on our materialistic times.

Highest rated reviews

30 out of 31 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
A Unique Vision

blunderwood from East Sussex, 2nd February, 2004

Peter Greenaway is a unique filmmaker and this is one of his most accessible works. He creates films which exist in worlds organised by strange systems: numerical sequences, colour coded scenary etc.

"The Cook..." is a tragic tale of infidelity, murder and revenge. Michael Gambon plays the Thief in pleasantly obnoxious style while Helen Mirren is embittered and smoldering until the very end.

This film contains some moments of brutal violence which some may not enjoy. Nevertheless it is visually exquisite and stylistically in a different league to your average film. And isn't Greenaway a British director?

One for every connoisseur.

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12 out of 13 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 5.0 stars
A cinematic feast for all senses

ThomasKus from , 22nd January, 2004

Greenaways masterpiece is not an easy film by any standards but perhaps more accessible than some of his other work. Unlike conventional films this is more like a cinematic composition of stunning sets with varying colour themes and music, exquisite acting and sweeping camera work. Yes, there is a lot of sex, violence and disgusting behaviour but it is in keeping with the characters and the story and not simply gratuitous.

Make sure you?re in the right frame of mind to watch this ? relaxed and unhurried, put the volume up or the headphones on and be prepared for an unusual but great movie.

Chances are you will either love it or hate it but there is only one way to find out ? watch it yourself!

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5 out of 7 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 2.0 stars
Odd

A Customer from London, 11th August, 2005

I found this movie very very strange indeed - in parts quite gruesome, just weird.

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4 out of 5 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 2.0 stars
A sauce of confusion.

Cityboy3 from Herts, 7th November, 2004

The title lists the main characters that interact in the surreal and lavish setting of a grandiose French restaurant.

The film is a catalogue of good food, bad taste, violence and erotic scenes between the wife and her lover, who manage sex throughout the restaurant without the initial knowledge of the thief. A carnage of violence occurs when he realises what has been going on. On one level a film whose images you will remember for a long time but whose central point you might find to be non-existent or irrelevant.

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Rated 0.0 stars
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

A Customer from Barnard Castle, England, 18th February, 2010

A waste of talent. I kept watching to see if it would improve but couldn't take it after the first half.

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Rated 0.0 stars
'The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover' (1989)

Flocoyle from , 3rd December, 2009

Couldn't cope with this rubbish - the sound and the picture were so poor that regardless of the script but clearly the idea of watching this came from Mr Gambon being brilliant - except this one!!!!! DO NOT HiRE THIS ONE - It'll ruin your evening

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Rated 4.0 stars
NOT PLEASANT BUT WORTH A LOOK

A Customer from Reading, 24th November, 2009

Saw this film when it originally came out years ago. There are times when you watch it when you can't quite actually believe what you are seeing...Michael Gambon and Helen Mirren are particularly memorable.....four stars......

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Rated 3.0 stars
Old goulash

Pegasus from , 19th July, 2009

Lookingb forward to seeing this as missed it at the movies. But what an overhyped overacted overcooked souffle it was. Perrhaps it just proves again that a director with a succes d'estime (that's french in case you wondered) can write his ticket for his next film and that indulging yourself is not going to do you very many favours. But if you've banked the money by then ....

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