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Fist Of The Vampire (2007) Certificate 18

Fist Of The Vampire

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Rated 1.0 stars
Average rating
(24%)
 
Starring: Brian Anthony | Brian Arrington | Gary Barickman | Alex Bolla | Matt Borczon | Christian Lestat Bussiere | Darian Caine | Dave Campbell | Todd Chapman | Mason Cizmek | Mike Cizmek | Melody Davidson | Kylie Deneen
Director: Len Kabasinski
Studio: FREMANTLE HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Run time: 96 mins
Genres: Horror
Languages: English
Released: October 12, 2009

1977. A family is murdered in cold blood. The case goes unsolved for decades and remains a mystery. Enter the present day, detective Lee Southward (Brian Anthony) is sent on assignment to infiltrate an illegal underground fighting tournament and bring in the organizers. Lee battles his way to the top of the tournaments in attempts to get closer to the organizers. As Lee draws closer and begins to piece clues together he is brought back to the case closed decades ago. However there is a problem: The organizers are of the undead and crave human blood! Lee must fight his way through all the sex, drugs, and violence of the underground while trying to piece together evidence with the help of an undercover officer and find a way to stop the undead!

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2 out of 2 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1 stars
what a load of *******

A Customer from Peterborough, uk, 10th November, 2009

This is the worst film I have ever seen. There are no words to describe how bad it realy is. The acting is dreadfull the explsions aren't real but cheap computer generated. So bad could only manage 20 min before turning it off. Avoid at all costs.

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1 out of 1 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1 stars
Don't even bother

A Customer from Newcastle, 9th November, 2009

Worst film I've seen in years. We struggled (and I do mean struggled) to watch the first 10 minutes then couldn't bare any more. A bunch of 10 year olds with a camcorder could have done better.

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Rated 0 stars
fist of the vampire

mariasimmonscoe from , 14th November, 2009

oh my god yet another film that was just unwatchable turned it off less than a quarter way through bad visual and fighting was just perfetic. would not rate this to anyone.. for film released in the twenty first century they are very low budget and just crap in every way..

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Rated 0 stars
Worse film ever

A Customer from Cambridge, 12th November, 2009

Not even shooting it in sketchy camera work could disguise how bad this film is. The actors are awful. 5 year olds doing a Christmas panto can act better. It was a waste of time renting this film. If I could rate it at 0 stars I would.

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