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Assault Of Darkness (2009) Certificate 15

Assault Of Darkness

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Rated 1.5 stars
Average rating
(31%)
 
Starring: Vinnie Jones | Jason Barry | Nora-Jane Noone | Adam Fogerty | Gavin Kelty | Amy Huberman | Shelly Goldstein | Olga Wehrly | Michael Collins | Paul Valentine | Glen Barry
Director: Brendan Foley
Studio: METRODOME
Run time: 90 mins
Genres: Horror
Languages: English
Released: August 17, 2009

When the depths of an old swamp are inadvertently disturbed, the body of a man who was murdered over 2,000 years ago is awakened and rises to brutally revenge his death. Now, it’s up to a group of strangers lead by a mysterious hunter (VINNIE JONES) to venture in to the dark wilderness to put an end to the rampaging evil.

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26 out of 26 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
zzzzzzz

lizmoonfruit from , 11th August, 2009

This is the most painful film I have ever seen, admittedly I did only see the first 40 minutes because I couldn't bear to see anymore. The film is based in Ireland and has a constant irish folk type music throughout the film and together with actors with terrible irish accents the atmosphere is more confusing than horrifying. I would avoid this film at all costs!

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3 out of 3 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
Assault of Darkness

A Customer from Manchester, 11th September, 2009

This is one of the worst films I've ever watched. The basic story line could have been good, however acting that's on a par with a Sunday drama class, directing that none existent and a script that's laughable at best lets this down completely. The filming is bad and the sound quality is appalling. The only reason to watch this is to see how bad it really is!

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1 out of 1 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
One of the worst movies ever made

SpanishKen from , 11th September, 2009

I managed to watch almost 30 minutes of the dribble, Vinnie Jones an actor??? (I think Mr. Blobby would have been better) let me know if you make it to the end. Waste of a rental.

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Rated 0.0 stars
OMG! not worth the price of a disc!

Jan180 from , 14th February, 2010

From the moment Vinnie Jones face appeared on the screen and he tried to act I knew I had made a mistake. Oh well, we thought, better than nothing...WRONG!! this is the biggest pile of manure you will ever see and one that will not have got Vinnie any more jobs!! Avoid unless adicted to crud films.

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assault of darkness

A Customer from Droitwich, 16th January, 2010

no good.i expected a horror thriller set in the swamp but this was a real b movie

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Rated 0.0 stars
assult of darkness

hoofy from , 18th December, 2009

Is someone having a laugh...what a complete joke. I lost the will to live...in other words dont bother with this pile of tosh....

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Rated 2.0 stars
It's not that bad, but it ain't no Oscar Winner!

JonoBrighton from , 3rd December, 2009

It's daft and pretty bloody stupied, but it's easy watching if there ain't anything else to watch. It's a shame Vinnie Jones's career has gone downhill but hopefully things should pick up soon. He due to release a movie called Weapon which co-stars Jean Claude Van Damme. Looks and sounds great, hopefully things pick up for Vinnie.

jonathan.mathew.hall@hotmail.co.uk

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