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Rated 3.0 stars
Average rating
(62%)
 
Starring: Carla Gugino | Billy Crudup | Malin Akerman | Patrick Wilson | Jack Earle Haley | Jeffrey Dean Morgan | Matthew Goode | Jackie Earle Haley | Matt Frewer | Stephen McHattie | Laura Mennell | Rob La Belle | Robert Wisden
Director: Zack Snyder
Studio: PARAMOUNT HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Run time: 163 mins
Collections: 100 Most Wanted
Genres: Action/Adventure | Audio Descriptive | Thriller
Languages: English, English Audio Description
Released: July 27, 2009

After the success of 300, director Zack Snyder turns to another comic adaptation with WATCHMEN. The smart series from Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons centres on a group of masked heroes who find their talents banned in a fictional America. Someone begins to take down the former heroes one by one, and a strange character named Rorschach begins to investigate.

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Rating of 3 stars out of 5
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The most celebrated graphic novel ever written, Watchmen takes place in an alternate 1985 teetering on the brink...

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305 out of 317 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 5.0 stars
Watch The Watchmen

Selfy from , 8th March, 2009

So, it's finally here. After years in development hell, Zack Snyder finally delivers his take on Alan Moore's seminal graphic novel. It's taken me two whole days to digest this movie, and I'm still wrestling with it. All I really know is this. I love it. Yet this is one that's going to plague me for a dozen repeat viewings - because I'm still trying to work out why I love it. Calling it 'the Citizen Kane of superhero films' is a little rich. About halfway through I turned to a friend whom I watched it with and said 'This is the There Will Be Blood of superhero films.' Actually, I said 'This is There Will Be Blood with blue willies' but you get the point. The film's pace is one entirely of its own and I can fully see the criticism of it's too long, it's slow, it's episodic. It is all of those things, yes, but I never felt any of those were negatives. The traditional three act structure is negligable, too - the film feels very much like consuming the graphic novel in a single sitting. High points? Where to begin. Well - at the beginning, with the astounding titles sequence set to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are A Changin' - a six minute sequence of real-life comic book tableau's and vignettes detailing the history of this alternate world that deftly sets up tone and character clues. Indeed, the music choices throughout give texture to the world and often combine to leave lasting impressions - Simon and Garfunkel's Sound Of Silence played over The Comedian's rainsoaked funeral; Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe & Prophecies scoring the flawless sequence detailing Doctor Manhattan's perception of time and exhile on Mars; Hendrix' All Along The Watchtower mirroring it's use in the book as Nite Owl and Roarscach pay the final visit to Antarctica. Performances are uniformly excellent, subtle and nuanced in all the right places. Patrick Wilson's plays Nite Owl as the aging boyscout who always genuinely wanted to be a superhero and had it taken away from him. Malin Ackerman's Silk Spectre is a girl who never grew up, a surprising and believable take on the character. Billy Crudup's Dr Manhattan is austere, serene and stilted, having pretty much given up on the need for human communication, reflected in his voice and movements. Only Matthew Goode's Ozymandias doesn't quite hold up - he's a little too effete and distant at times, but he brings it when he has to. The standouts are Jackie Earle Haley's Roarshach and Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian. The film's darker characters, both are sociopaths of a different breed. Roarschach is the son of a prostitute, led down dark paths during his life and finally forged during a missing-child investigation, an event that flips a switch in his mind and sets his moral compass to black and white, pure and simple. Evil is evil, crime is crime, and all must be punished - one broken finger and meat-cleaved head at a time. Haley makes the character utterly convincing and terrifying, and you're constantly left in the uncomfortable state of having to decide whether he's right or wrong. Much of the film is spent with him masked, but once it comes off in prison and you finally get a look in those eyes, no matter how brief, Haley sells every moment. Morgan, likewise, brings an odd humanity to a murdering rapist, particularly in the scene where he spills his heart out to a former enemy. Changes? Yes, there are some, but none that I feel detract from the experience. In fact, and this sentiment was mirrored by several of those I saw the film with, the new ending to the film feels like an improvement over the book. It makes greater thematic sense, gives more character resolution and dammit, the squid was just plain daft. The outcome isn't different, but the means are. Problems? The only thing that bugged me was the unnecessarily cheesy sex scene, which caused more titters than tittilation amongst the audience. Scored to Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, it's a late-night soft core rub fest that I can see the intention of - to show the fetishistic nature of dressing up in latex, while offering a potent payoff for a character - but it didn't need as much bare-ass thrusting. The other 'problem' with the film is that it's so staggeringly uncommercial that I would be totally unsurprised if this flopped. Non-fans of the book are going to have a difficult time absorbing so much information because it doesn't offer the standard tropes of the genre - there are very few action sequences, the heroes are flawed, the moral outcome foggy and ambivalent. The film, much like the graphic novel, offers up the story and says 'That's it. Now deal with it.' And that's where I am now. Dealing with it. I've never had a film experience quite like this - and I know this will be a film I treasure each repeat viewing of, dissecting it and deciding what each scene means. It feels like a multi-layered complex experiment, and I love it all the more for it. Chances are I'll back with a new review every time I see it.

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78 out of 94 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
Zack Snyder doing his usual stuff

DeeDeeG from , 8th March, 2009

Zack Snyder is not an intelligent man. This statement may seem controversial , but if you were to form an opinion of the man from his films only, it would be hard to come to any other conclusion. I'd heard that Watchmen the movie was complex. Indeed it is; it's bad on so many levels. The ideas (Moore's obviously) within Watchmen are rich, dark and fascinating. The film of Watchmen made me embarrassed for all those involved. Snyder has no idea how to create tension or drama or humanity, things that are kind of important if you want human beings to get involved in your film. The acting is laughably bad throughout, none of the actors managing to create anything close to a solid character (be it empathetic or antagonistic)....except for the character of Rorshchach, who is actually pretty compelling. There is approximately 20 minutes of story in this piece, meaning that it is essentially 2 hours and 20minutes too long. Also not smart. Nothing against long films, with involved (even convoluted in the right circumstances) storylines, but something has to be happening (no matter how subtle or mood-based). For most of this movie, that is not the case. And Snyder is not subtle. Because the movie is not actually dark in the least, Snyder simply amps up the gore, thinking that violence can be a substitute for (or a path to) dread and depth. There is nothing going on in this film essentially. It is about nothing other than itself. It has some grand issues being bandied about, but none of them are dealt with with any style or grace. Additionally, the film looks dreadful, Snyder using that already hackneyed 'suddenly-slo-mo effect when there's really nothing else to fill his frame, and it fails to really create a world we can believe in. The music cues are also embarrassing (although they do help add to the several unintentional laughs, making the 4-year running time slightly more amusing). The music does nothing to add anything. IT is music that is already attached to other films, other stories, other events in your life as an audience member, and the film hopes to cadge on to the fact that you care about something else in the world and associate itself with it. In essence, if you've seen the trailer, you shouldn't expect to gain anything more from the film itself. This has as much substance as watching 55 music videos back to back. Which is really all Snyder is capable of. He is not a filmmaker. He is a music video director.

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65 out of 70 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1.0 stars
Pants

bumbaklart from , 7th March, 2009

Watched this last night and was litterally peed off i'd wasted 2 half hours of my life. visually it looked pretty fantastic. plot and cast seriously lacked the ability to want you to actually care where it or them was going. when you finally find out who is behind everything you feel relieved that the film might end soon. then it goes on for longer! Really wanted this to be great as i loved 300 but it was sh! ite! I also felt they just added a sex scene to keep hold of the 18 cert. totally pointless!

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39 out of 42 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 0.0 stars
Don't Watch-Man!!!!!!!!!!

Maynard from , 18th March, 2009

Don't be fooled by all the hype, this is two and a half hours of absolute rubbish. It may look good, but this doesn't hide the fact that this is 100% c**p!!! Have rated this as half a star, if zero had been available I would have given it a big fat 0. DIRE and PAINFUL

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Rated 3.5 stars
a 3 hour film, but worth watching...

broomy from , 21st March, 2010

not your normal marvel action hero movie, the characters are more human based rather than cgi. seems more watchable. obviously there is still cgi but not to the extremes of agent smith in matrix reloaded which i felt let that one down....

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Rated 0.5 stars
the watchman

Larrry from , 21st March, 2010

crap, boring, tiring, confusing, very unreal, too sci-fi and very very hard to follow...allso do not watch while having sex even harder to follow

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Rated 4.0 stars
Who is watching the Watchmen

Daz22 from , 20th March, 2010

I certainly am. A clever take on the super heroes genre, with a little bit of everything; sci-fi, romance, comedy and mild violence. Good viewing.

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Rated 2.0 stars
Watchman, No thanks

Jools53 from , 20th March, 2010

Very disappointed with this film. Sure it had a story but couldn't work it out!!! Maybe it was just us but we were glad we didn't go and see it at the cinema.

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