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Teeth (2008) Certificate 18

Teeth
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Rated 2.5 stars
Average rating
(47%)
 
Starring: Hale Appleman | Paul Galvan | Julia Garro | John Hensley | Trent Moore
Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Studio: MOMENTUM PICTURES
Run time: 88 mins
Genres: Horror
Languages: English
Released: October 13, 2008

"CAREFUL, GOOD GIRLS CAN BITE. Teeth is a story of sexual awakening like you’ve never seen before. Find out what happens when Dawn O’Keefe discovers a set of teeth where you’d least expect in the most shocking and talked about film of the year. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WATCH TEETH?"

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82 out of 83 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 3.0 stars
crypto-gyno-zoology!

A Customer from the bargain bin, 13th May, 2008

Brimming with cheap laughs, cheap shocks, cheap thrills and cheap special effects, Teeth is the cautionary tale of the ultimate good-girl-gone-bad; a pretty young bible-bashing virgin who discovers that her vagina has teeth. You heard-she discovers that her VAGINA has TEETH. I would have loved to have been in the boardroom when that concept was being mulled over- and would like very much to go out for a pint with whatever sick puppy approved it. It's unbelieveable barrel-scrapingness is precisely what makes it so entertaining, to watch it with a group of people is a joy. You never actually get to SEE the carnivourous 'vagina dentata' but you do get to see quite a lot of it's stumpy victims. Suffice to say, I'd hate to be a guy watching this! I am over the moon to discover it's based on a Japanese film called 'kiraa pusshii' and will be relentlessly pouncing on bargain bins until I find it. Teeth is not going to win any aawards, but for schlock value alone I give it a 3. Does she floss? You'll only find out if you give it a go!

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37 out of 38 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 1.0 stars
Toothless

jasonharvey72 from from Worthing, 26th June, 2008

The initial idea could of been good and used to great potential, BUT!!!.... there is not a great story here. I can't believe i paid to see this film and that it's an 18 cert. I think a 12A would be more fitting to this so called horror. This makes the Blair Witch look good, then again if you liked that waste of screen time then you may find this enjoyable.

I watch most films and now there is only 2 films out of the thousands i've seen that are a waste of space and they are both mentioned here.

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33 out of 36 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 4.0 stars
A horror film with bite

TheUncanny from , 7th July, 2008

In her absorbing book ‘The Monstrous-Feminine: Film, Feminism, Psychoanalysis’ Barbara Creed devotes one chapter to the Vagina Dentata and Freudian psychological theory. She observes that the aggressive female figure in the horror film (either monster or heroine) is often mistakenly identified as phallic rather than castrating. In Mitchell Lichtenstein’s (son of pop artist Roy) inventive horror comedy Teeth this mistake is impossible. Creed’s theoretical work is put into very literal practice as the mythical vagina dentata is shockingly realised. Teeth, as with many of the more interesting recent horror films like Switchblade Romance and Ginger Snaps, has an aggressive female figure who is both monster and heroine. Jess Weixler’s compelling, fearless performance rejects the role of victim foisted upon the majority of women in horror cinema. Empowered by her extraordinary ‘gift’ protagonist Dawn evolves throughout the course of the narrative from prey to predator. With so much contemporary horror (in particular the increasingly wearisome ‘torture porn’) preferring to demonstrate repressive gender politics and a depressingly virulent misogyny, Teeth marks a refreshing return to the more original, unflinching horror of the late seventies and early eighties. The film is admittedly flawed. The prosthetic effects work is so cheap it is often simply preposterous (although there is an argument to be made that this adds a kind of old school charm which simply adds to the humour) and the tone and the quality of the acting are both extremely variable. But the end product is simply far more concerned with being witty rather than scary, engaging rather than intimidating. Lichtenstein’s film, demonstrating the same keen aesthetic sense as his father, is often a visual treat. Observe Dawn’s changing t-shirts to see the playful character of the film evidenced. Playful it may be, but the film leaves a genuine impression on the viewer. Teeth, perhaps unsurprisingly, has real bite.

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17 out of 17 people found the following review helpful:

Rated 2.0 stars
Teeth

SAI81 from from Tonbridge, 27th May, 2008

This movie starts off with a great idea, then forgets to do anything interesting with it. It's a real shame because for the first half hour the quirky character comedy works well enough, but then it falls apart by becoming a hybrid of monster movie and rape revenge flick. The problem is that all the characters suddenly have to bow to the machinations of the plot; meaning that everyone in the film, bar Jess Weixler as Dawn, has to suddenly become an arsehole. It doesn't work and the film leaves credibility further and further behind as it goes on. Jess Weixler gives a fine performance as Dawn, and deserves a much better movie to be in.

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Most recent reviews

Rated 0.5 stars
Waste of time

A Customer from Telford, 18th March, 2010

Just finished watching this now, simple....waste of time worst idea for a film ever...really just steer clear. End off.

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Rated 2.0 stars
Dissapionting

Carrx from from Chorley England, 5th March, 2010

This film looks great but is a let down really, there is a lack of talent as far as the actors go and the plot is much to be desired. There is some subliminal suggested that nucleur power is to blame yet no real reference to back it up. It does how ever have the cringe factor when the 'teeth' are in action This is not a film i would recommend.

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Rated 1.0 stars
absolutely terrible

A Customer from Berkshire, 2nd March, 2010

This film is terrible, the only thing that keeps you watching is to laugh at the piss poor attempt at gore. Definately one to miss.

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Rated 2.0 stars
Teeth

nerbit from from , 24th February, 2010

This is a old skool black comedy/horror not to be taken seriously, if you enjoy abit of a laugh while being grossed out this is for you. I have not laughed so much at a film for the wrong reasons in quite a long time. Watch with a group for a laugh. My favourite bit is with the crab, your know what i mean when you watch it.

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